Where's my WOW love

Alright assclowns, I demand help. I want items and quest assistance. I came to your game and now I'm a crack whore like the rest of you, I want to get to a decent level so I can come adventuring. I think I've clearly shown I am far too retarded to get there on my own in a reasonable amount of time. I'm sure I could run around with one or more of you for a day and get to a much better place very quickly. I demand hand holding and coddling. I get the game now, I'm not as stupid after figuring some shit out, but if any of you have some time I'd appreciate it. As far as items, I'm a level 13 right now and I use daggers that do 3.3dps and suck donkey nuts. If anyone has a dagger weapon I can use anytime soon that is any better and they don't need, cough it up. Scratch my back and I'll lick your taint. Otherwise you can just look forward to me getting drunk and berating you on vent every night until you ban me.

my character is fucking huge, yes. It is awesome.

I will help you guys if:

a) You let me know when you are on and what you have to do..
B) You give one of us your login info and we will level your guy for you.

I started a Hunter the other day and after a couple hours (and helmut's help) it's lvl 11.

I know when someone is with you and all you need is to loot, not kill, it goes quicker.

on a side not: krome, set up a WoW server, k thx

you twats need to get the hell away from this game before it starts to affect your personal lives. THAT is a fucking order!

LayZ has spoken!

Oh it's far too late for that, we've danced with the devil and there's no turning back now... :gruntbored:

2 LEGIT

2 LEGIT TO QUIT

CAN'T TOUCH THIS NA NA NA-NA

seriously you clowns are still playing cracked server WoW, i'm telling you legit is the fucking shiznit, SO many people playing and so easy to party up and loot and raid and taintbash the n00bs.

Im actually installing this shit.

edited for content. :alucard:

well played Freezie, well played...