UAN vs. NOBS

Discussion in 'Challenge UAN!' started by Tonic, Mar 13, 2008.

  1. Tonic

    Tonic Ace Status UAN Member

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    Alright. These fuckers are really pissin me off. They sit in there server all day and talk about how l33t they are. And when any of the UAN members, other than rodlake, join their server they kick them.

    I say we show these fuck nuts whats up
  2. DrawnInwarD

    DrawnInwarD M.I.A. Status Moderator

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    i'll do it for metric fucktons of lulz, and only metric fuckons of lulz.
  3. art_Dent99

    art_Dent99 Guest

    Thats right...he said metric.


    Fugging 'mericans and their non-metric bugaboo
  4. Cletus

    Cletus Guest

    metric gigafuckton is more like it
  5. DrawnInwarD

    DrawnInwarD M.I.A. Status Moderator

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    i had just heard fuzzy bitching about a disconnect and my shit went ape, took me near an hour to get it back up. sorry boys.
  6. Cletus

    Cletus Guest

    this ended in failure. all nobs had 20-30 ping.. uan had around 90+.. some bullshit shots (extremely..) and a bunch of shit talking.. overall they are still nobs....

    no need to dwell on it either tonic, its JUST A GAME
  7. werthh

    werthh Guest

    ok lets set this straight..

    at the end of the match (screenshot) nobs had 42 average, uan 95.. so not that big of a diff just as hard to hit you as it is to hit us.

    bullshit shots? lmao. i sent you demos? find anything lol? nah didnt think so. if you did id love to see when/where.

    shit talking? nah? i was only pissed that you guys challenge us to a scrim talking shit about us... then "fail"

    anyway... since youre avoiding me on xfire cletus, jw where youre at in the demos, 9th, 10th time through.. still nothign?

    i dont even know why im here.. why do i care if you think i hack? idk lol.. idk why im still ranting...? anyway laters let me know if u find sometihng


    edit: sry tonic on xfire not cletus. :)
  8. major_badass

    major_badass M.I.A. Status

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    Well Tonic, you should probably keep in mind that back before COD4 came out a bunch of us raided their server and forums and unleashed a torrent of shit upon them, rendering their server unplayable and their forums all screwed up. So they kind of have reason to dislike some of us, as they can't take a joke. Also keep in mind that there is a member's section of the forums that is restricted so that assclowns can't see or participate in conversations. For an example of a fudgepacking assclown, please see the previous post.
  9. kr0me

    kr0me Head Docking Agent Staff Member Leader

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    they don't sprint, and they hack on their own server... need I really say anything else?



    and FWIW, i play there when our server is dead and consistently pwn their noob asses. and that's w/o playing for 8 months.
  10. Italianman33

    Italianman33 Nub Status

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    This is the exact reason why we have to play under different names on cod2. HAHA
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  11. pcgamer

    pcgamer M.I.A. Status

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    Hey you motherfucking cock munching noobs what are you talking bullshit for? Just because you are a bunch of disabled mentally challenged dumb asses doesn't mean anyone that is better than you is hacking. Seriously you guys need to go play some of the amateur league players and then try talking shit to them. They will just laugh at your pathetic asses.

    LMFAO @ sprinting ... that simple word explains why you are guys are such fucking noobs....

    btw whoever put the content on these forums is 12 year old?

    [​IMG]

    GET GOOD
  12. art_Dent99

    art_Dent99 Guest

    Couldn't agree more.
  13. CABJ

    CABJ M.I.A. Status CallMeMaybe?

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    no bunnyhoop allowed..? not the best place 4 me.. haha
  14. smitty1258

    smitty1258 Guest

    Guys guys guys,

    Ive come to get this topic locked. No matter how you may feel about us, means nothing to me. You are all welcome to play on our server anytime you want, IF you are kicked, PLEASE LET ME KNOW!! xfire = smitty1258

    I was not aware you guys were still being kicked, and I have been reviewing the logs and have found no rcon record of you guys being kicked. We had a little run in with each other long ago, this is long past, and Id like to leave it there.

    Ill speak to my guys to keep them off your forums.


    The way I understand this, and why it has come back to life is from the scrim we played tonight, and the repetitive use of the words "hacks" "hackers" etc....

    I understand most of the comments were directed at werth, and after the comments started I told him to start recording so that he could (and he has) send you all the demos of him playing for your review. I myself was something like 13-8 or something if that shows hacks then I must not know how to use them?

    We would love to play you all again, anytime, your server to boot. I only ask that you please install pam/cal for any scrims we may do together. We will gladly come to your box and play.

    If you feel that we hack on our own server I encourage you to spec and /record to prove your statements.

    I think Cletus summed it up perfectly, Its just a game.

    With that said when you wanna play the rematch ? :2guns:
  15. waffles

    waffles M.I.A. Status Staff Member Moderator

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    get off your soap box.

    EXHIBIT A
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    while i appreciate your enthusiasm to get ready for CAL (i actually think its fucking retarded, but i digress) it appears to have had little effect on your professional success. i believe the term most applicable would be:
    nice try cupcake...


    UAN's been here for over 5 years. dont believe you can make the same claim to fame sweetie. we have staying power, and are walking proof that the way we do business works. see you are too young to have run into the loss of interest problem. where it fucks you, and not us, is that we care more about shooting the shit than shooting germans. your fatal flaw is that you recruited people via a god damn form. you are going to end up with so many different types of people that it will inevitably divide you. the cock suckers will form their clique, separate from the chode patrol, the taint brigade, and mung munchers (go ahead, ill wait while you look it up... you know what, never mind this will take you forever. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mung )

    were assholes. every last one of us. thats our common bond. hell, pilo barely speaks english, but i guarantee you that hes being an asshole in spanish. we're here because someone already in thought we were funny enough to want to talk to on a regular basis.



    in summation

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    ....tits or GTFO
  16. Shark

    Shark Getting the band back together... Staff Member Leader

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    today's match:

    pings

    werth = 25-35

    shark = 95-115

    scores

    werth = 38kills/8 deaths

    shark = 16 kills/ 10 deaths


    This is why we play in Clans where we all know each other and egos don't lead us to troll other people's forums to get their jolly's off. Maybe that isn't true for all people.

    Like Cletus and smitty said, "Just a Game".
  17. DrawnInwarD

    DrawnInwarD M.I.A. Status Moderator

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    golly gee willikers batman, what did i miss?

    as far as the hax go, i didn'nt see anything but a bunch of mooks who run for the same hideyholes every round, and sit there waiting patiently until some unlucky twat walks out into the open, and the odd jumping headshot from behind a box or wall. all in all it more or less spells out too much time being 1337 and not enough time being a dick.

    personally i did not find the scrim challenging or fun, regardless of my score, although it was pretty nice at the beginning before my connection went tits up.

    perhaps i'd have more fun on our own server, it's just more my thing, the run and gun.

    all in all, wash my balls with a warm wet rag, and don't get asshurt by words.



    [UAN]Optimus Drawn
  18. Tonic

    Tonic Ace Status UAN Member

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    yea, I was here then. I remember that shit. TKing everyone and what fuzion did to the forums. They were shitty then and all of sudden they got good?

    Don't worry Cletus, I stay pissed for about an hour. It's cool now. Just a game
  19. FUZiON

    FUZiON I'm here to fix your sink Administrator

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  20. hacker

    hacker M.I.A. Status

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    ok ok ok ok woah.. blatant lies is going too far. chriping ok, but spreading factual lies.

    i dont even live in the same country lol. no way i get 25-35. Ive never had less than 40 ping ever, it hovers between 50-60.

    28-6
    16-12

    nice try though cupcake anytime you wanna get good let me know.. and stop avoiding the truth by banning me