getting shot with one bullet

Discussion in 'Tech Help' started by brownbommer3, Jun 13, 2008.

  1. kr0me

    kr0me Head Docking Agent Staff Member Leader

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    the only thing I suck is your moms teet... wafflays has the other one.
  2. FUZiON

    FUZiON I'm here to fix your sink Administrator

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    dibs on the third
  3. strudels

    strudels I love lamp Staff Member Administrator

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    like i said in this topic or another...my mom has a penis...so that third teet....its a thicker milk fuzzy
  4. kr0me

    kr0me Head Docking Agent Staff Member Leader

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    fuzzy likes the buttermilk anyway.
  5. FUZiON

    FUZiON I'm here to fix your sink Administrator

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    lulz, 5 posts :)
  6. kr0me

    kr0me Head Docking Agent Staff Member Leader

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    lulz indeed my fuzzy friend.
  7. Lacoste

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    i think the MP40 is better then the thompson
  8. Cletus

    Cletus Guest

    After investigating this further, I have come to the conclusion that you just suck.

    The following reasons list why you suck:
    • weapon files on both the MP40 and Thompson show the exact same damage values
    • server config files show the exact same damage modifiers for both weapons
    • current server commands show the exact same values as the config files
    • all weapons are the exact same as they have always been, even back in the days before you received tags
    • your ping is horrid, I haven't the slightest clue as to how you can play with +150 ping
    • you bitch too much about how bad you suck
    • ...and last but not least, you are a dirty mofo*
    *Note: this is not to be taken offensively and in any case, is a joke. Batteries not included. No refunds. No exchanges. Returns only available with a valid receipt. All rights reserved. Badass is a homo. Void if seal is broken. Use proper masturbation techniques if at all possible.
  9. Freddy

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    I'd like to add that playing with a 150+ isnt very hard once you got used to it :D
  10. brownbommer3

    brownbommer3 M.I.A. Status

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cletus @ Jun 15 2008, 02:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    ok it must be me ,to have krome agree with me the thompson you cant hit jackshit is a 1st lol ,it cant only be me , and also rockport who is currently at the top of the stats and plays more than me,both decent players,
    im going to put it down to moving isp ,even thou 4x as fast as origanal they suck,pingwise sorry to bother you all with my shit but it was worth an ask ,
    so kiss my rinpiece you mofos.[​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
  11. kr0me

    kr0me Head Docking Agent Staff Member Leader

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cletus @ Jun 14 2008, 08:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    dood, that thompson does not shoot from the hip the same as the mp40. never has, never will... that's why I hate americans.
  12. Austin_Powers

    Austin_Powers Ace Status CallMeMaybe?

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cletus @ Jun 15 2008, 03:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    you get used to it...and for some reason cod4 gives a higher ping but you dont notice it as much as when you play cod2. And now you have to agree that the poeple with a higher ping are very good players :D :drunk:
  13. rockport

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (brownbommer3 @ Jun 15 2008, 06:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    well you cheeky slut sayin we suck!!!!!!! :D
    since i upgraded my connection speed to 20mb it has helped a bit by giving me an average ping of 120-125 and sometimes unbelievably it been down to 100!!!!!!! excellent considering the servers about 5500 miles away!!!
    but my shitty computer is holding me back now,,,
    you shouldnt have changed isp from aol coz then you had 3 comps playin cod2 off same connection and all 3 had lower pings than mine!!!!!!!1 :D
    extra bashes for you i think!!!!!!!
  14. kr0me

    kr0me Head Docking Agent Staff Member Leader

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    the thompson just sucks. It always has. My ping is usually around 50 or 60 and I still don't get the same stats as I do with an mp40.
  15. Cletus

    Cletus Guest

    The Thompson has NEVER fired the same as the MP40, and like you said, never will. Now we could make both guns EXACTLY alike, but then again, this is not how we have ever had it. We only made the Thompson ammo and damage 30 and 150, respectively, as well as the MP40 ammo and damage to 30 and 150, respectively. The way they fire, react, and how well the gun is capable of being is the same way it has ALWAYS been.
  16. freezie

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  17. FUZiON

    FUZiON I'm here to fix your sink Administrator

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    SOMEONE NEEDS TO REINSTALL THE OLD MOD AND SPEND THE TIME TWEAKING THE CONFIG!!!!
    If I weren't so goddamn busy ATM i would do it.

    /topic
  18. kr0me

    kr0me Head Docking Agent Staff Member Leader

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cletus @ Jun 15 2008, 05:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Actually, I believe back in the day... I think it was fabzz or the admin directly after him (elmo maybe) we had the mp40 and the thompson EXACTLY the same gun. It worked out well.
  19. Freddy

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (kr0me @ Jun 16 2008, 05:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    true
  20. Cletus

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butzie @ Jun 16 2008, 08:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Oh god, not again. I am trying to drop the "against everyone" attitude and change. Never called you a liar. What I was trying to say is the weapon files as well as configs are the same as they have been since I started actually looking at them. The weapon files are from back then (exactly from back then, these are your copies), and the configs are the same as back then--this includes the .gsc values. If you guys want the same EXACT gun, just different names and models, that can be arranged no problem.