*EE* Sabotage Tournament

Hey UAN ..we wanted to invite you to our *EE* sabotage tournament on August 23, 2008 just check the link for more details .. http://www.ee-squad.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=9

dude why dont u just give us the prize...

I will gladly let u take my bullets

Good luck getting all of us together at the right time. We're so bad with time you'd think we were using sun dials at night.

im in

I'm in for it.

i'll at least sub or spare for this thing if it's at the proper time and i'm not working or drinking or fucking or fighting or exploding my hand or any combination of the above.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DrawnInwarD @ Aug 5 2008, 04:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

I wear my sunglasses at night...

Im In You Know How To Find Me...But What Does UAN Get When We Win?

And We Will Win :lol:

*click*...?

I'm up for it.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butzie @ Aug 5 2008, 10:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

you might want to move this reply to a safe place for historical reasons, but i will however now tell the tale of the saturday just past, of drunken dumbassery and a legally purchased case of fireworks from Sheet Harbour; a quaint little fishing village where am i now conviced they just blow the fish out of the water with cherry bombs. i'd like to know where they get their fireworks because i think their dealer might be a terrorist weapons merchant.

so, i wake up basically knowing that today, well today Drawn is going to fuck something up, and i mean big. i start drinking rum. it's like 2 in the afternoon.

i eat breakfast, bacon and eggs baby, boozefuel for the rumhound.

my cousin, her tubby friend, and my little eskimo woman come over with more booze. we get wrecked.

still getting wrecked.

wrecked, like fucking tits up in the rhubarb fucked in half drunk. we drink more.

a stunning realization! i have a case of high powered random fireworks from some hicktown! playtime.

i set a firework on my coffeetable. it has it's own square plastic base. it's as big as a coffee can. i light it.

my livingroom ceiling is black now, and my white sofa and chair are gray and smell like burnt ass.

it sparkled a lot, no noise. this is not fun.

me and the fatty grab the entire case, maybe 30 various implements of destruction and run into the backyard. i live in an apartment building. it's 11 at night at least, maybe later. i don't care. i'm Drawn. i am fucking Epic.

we start lighting the fuckers off two at a time. we both have lighters. we came prepared. we are idiots.

neighbours are getting pissed, lights are coming on. i yell at the lights. they go away. WIN

i grab one of the final fireworks. it looks like a candycane pipebomb. i figure it a roman candle. i am drunk and i am UAN, i hold that fucker tighter than a nun's cunt and light it up.

SPARKLES! YAY! WOOT!

it's starts to fizzle out. i get sad.

it's comes back to life! YAY! it begins emitting a high pitched WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE noise. Drawn likes.

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BANG

i scream, a LOT. like a girl, a young, drunken, getting violated under the bleachers after prom tweenage princess. this is not UAN material here boys. i apoligize.

we go back inside. i have three huge blisters on the thumb, index and middle fingers. my palm is scorched black and looks like burnt leather. i feel nothing, except intense throbbing drunk pain, numb but you know it's there, waiting for you to sober up.

thankfully this is not my tugging hand.

since then i have lanced the blisters with a needle, but they fill up again quick. i am NOT peeling the skin off, we all know how bad that hurts when the air hits the red, raw meat underneath. no thanks.

i think i have nerve damage, but i still have fingers, so it's cool.

remember kids, drawn is cool and everything but you don't want to grow up like him, hell no, fuck that.

in conclusion, i am a stupid idiot, thanks for listening.

i need practice ... can we organize an S&D practice or something..?

You may have seen this one... This is really funny!!

http://ca.video.yahoo.com/watch/726833/3197900

hahahaha

drawn.... dear drawn... all i gotta say is.... UR MY FUCKIN HERO MAN!!! AND YES U ARE FUCKIN EPIC!!

Drawn is UAN is physical form.

hey if UAN Wins.. FYI Doc says "bring it".. the money goes to the paypal acct... good luck!! oh and this is the new link to the registration post... http://www.ee-squad.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=9 .. plz post to confirm UAN will attend so that i can make the Bracket already... laterz guys. .thanks for the support and help UAN the non clan clan

Consider mero's post as our entry