Application For admin

Discussion in 'General Topics' started by DAKOTABOUL123, Jan 29, 2009.

  1. Hello my name is Joey B. I would like to be able to ppl/ban ppl for disobeying your rules on your server. I am currently in 3 other clans and i love your server the most.I play cod4 most of the time i have xfire -Dakotaboul123 same for AOL IM.So like i said i have lots and lots of experience with servers and or clans hehe....................So can you help me with this process please.................



    Thank you,
    Joey B



    :) P.S-Happy Holidays :)
  2. Murder

    Murder Nub Status Staff Member Leader

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    Cough cough, wtf is this shit?
  3. bruno73

    bruno73 Guest

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    Are you High?
  4. Cletus

    Cletus Guest

    APPLICATION DENIED.

    We only promote within our ranks. What makes you think we will give banning power to someone we don't know?
  5. freezie

    freezie Ace Status UAN Member

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    hahahahahahaha this was an awesome thread....
    NOW maybe ask to join the non clan clan first maybe....
  6. waffles

    waffles M.I.A. Status Staff Member Moderator

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    Hello my name is badass I would like to be able to ppl/ban ppl for disobeying your rules on your server. I am currently in 0 other clans and i love your server the mostestest. I play cod4 most of the time i have xfire -sukameanDICK123 same for AOL IM.So like i said i have lots and lots of experience with butt holes and or anuses hehe....................So can you help me with this colonoscopy please.................



    Thank you,
    badass


    :) P.S-butzie dont touch me there)
  7. TommyT.

    TommyT. Nub Status UAN Member

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    FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK NOOOOOOOOOO
  8. major_badass

    major_badass M.I.A. Status

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    Fresh meat? You must pass the "UAN Admin Prowess Test"

    Basically it consists of how much of this can fit into your pooper:

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    less than half is a deal breaker....

    Test given by waffles, administered by Badass, and feared by most (except Muddr, who giggled and seemed to enjoy it...)
  9. Shark

    Shark Getting the band back together... Staff Member Leader

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    classic... I love uan...
  10. bobalobabingbong

    bobalobabingbong Ace Status UAN Member

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (major_badass @ Jan 30 2009, 12:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Hahahahaha. I almost fell out of my chair!
  11. art_Dent99

    art_Dent99 Guest

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (freezie @ Jan 29 2009, 10:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    YEAH! They wouldn't ever give access to a non-member....heh....
  12. quicksilver8478

    quicksilver8478 Ace Status CallMeMaybe?

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    wow... just wow... this is worse then a UAN member playing WoW.
  13. bobalobabingbong

    bobalobabingbong Ace Status UAN Member

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (QuikSilvr @ Jan 30 2009, 01:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    I have a confession... I haven't played WoW in like a year. Blizz sent me an email that's giving me a free 10 day trial of the new expansion, and 15 day reactivation of my account.. So I jumped on 2 days ago. I got hooked again. TBH the new class is fun. Fucking Warcrack... But I doubt I will pay for it Ever again.
  14. MoH1983

    MoH1983 M.I.A. Status UAN Member

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    WTF !!!! In half a year I'm a UAN member. And you think... wait I'll have to prepare before saying it........

    And you think, that you can be an Admin in what...... 2 minutes of typing bullshit???


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  15. CABJ

    CABJ M.I.A. Status CallMeMaybe?

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    hahaha are you fucking kidding me... this must be a joke ppl are funnier than ever this days.
  16. quicksilver8478

    quicksilver8478 Ace Status CallMeMaybe?

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    MOH, took me about the same time... and yeah unbelievable.. wants to out rank even the new guys in a heart beat.. hahaha


    hey buddy.. not that we don't want you around.. you just have to earn respect here first.. to do so.. you of course would have to renounce any other clan... and what not but we are looking for UAN members.. that want to stick around and hang out.. not show up grab admin rights and could potentially ruin what is already the best servers around. we don't hand off privileges.. we don't hand off membership either... to be a member takes at least 6 months of playing and getting on vent and sometimes donating.. we would like it if you stuck around and we didn't mean any disrespect or anything... but seriously, no clan would just hand off admin rights... stick around.. awhile.. and i mean AWHILE and you might be able to. but what you just asked.. and asking it so out right at your current status is laughable on soo many levels.. (also a little crazy, just a little, and a ton of insane).

    thanks for coming on the forums and thanks for the compliment on the servers... if you see stuff going on.. PM an admin or put something up on the forums and we'll take care of it.. or even better.. get one vent! talk with us.. and we can take care of it a little faster then.


    -Quik


    P.S. - that is the gentle put down for this... for a more... harsh one, i would que up butzie, art_dent, fuzion, equi, cletus, murder, jake, krome, and some others im not thinking of at the moment to unleash a torrent on you, take this and run with it man, because this is the easiest of replies you can get.
  17. waffles

    waffles M.I.A. Status Staff Member Moderator

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    is anne frank asking me a question?


    also adogg begged me to join the clan. how bout that shit fuckers.... wait what? adogg's not cool anymore? shhiiiiii...
  18. Cletus

    Cletus Guest

    Adogg was never......
  19. Murder

    Murder Nub Status Staff Member Leader

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    I think this sumbitch outta be up for a [UAN] award...

    Big Brass Balls.
  20. el-mero-mero

    el-mero-mero M.I.A. Status CallMeMaybe?

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    scary thing is that there might be other clans that actually gave him the access.

    Ill just drop this little gift for Cletus here.
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