UAN Hopscotch

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Just got kicked for a 5 min "cool down" after asking for clarification on MeatStick's explanation for hopping. He said it was because he thought I was Cerwidwen. I was respectful, despite being met with Critter's customary drivel; and in response to my question, was ultimately told that UAN hops but only against other UAN. Further, that I should go whine on the forum. Well, here I am. Whining. With the stench of dead hooker snatch and common sense on my breath. The inescapable fact is that being hypocrites and not having the sack to stand by your hypocrisy is full tilt bitch. Yes, you guys pay for your server. Yes, that entitles you to do whatever the fuck you want on it. So own it. If you're going to perpetuate a rule against everyone but yourselves, bask in the raw unadulterated glory of that brand of faggotry and be proud of it. Just add a disclaimer to the rules that are constantly posting. "... Unless of course, you're UAN; in which case, do whatever the fuck you want. Anyone who doesn't like it can go fuck themselves or be banned." It's simple, direct, and leaves little room for misinterpretation.

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1st I had no part of the situation

2nd your a whinny little cunt go take a fucking midol and dry your bleeding pussy up!

3rd <strike>I though I banned you for circumventing a kick. Pray that wasn't the case because you will never play on the server again!</strike> Wasn't you sorry. Please read number 4

4th Go take a big helping of the Big Black Dildo for wasting my fucking time!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (IwazInYoMom69 @ Apr 14 2010, 04:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

1st I'm glad you're being upfront about that. It firmly establishes that everything sure to follow has absolutely no relevance whatsoever and will probably be a waste of time for both of us; for which, you'll no doubt attribute blame to me.

2nd My pussy aches and bleeds the most. Not to mention the smell... oh, Jesus... the smell.

3rd Well, it absolutely wasn't the case; so I wouldn't think too hard about it... just in case you're prone to injury from such activity.

4th Only if you're dishing it up. You know, some scientists and shit deduced that men most prone to using the term "Big Black Dildo" either own one themselves, long for someone to bury one deep in their pooper, or have a woman that owns one and are incredibly jealous of it. You're probably the exception though.

Currently I am eating dinner... I'll be with you when I have finished.

<3 Meaty

LOL

1st It does have relevance because this is part of my admining duties.

2nd You might want to get that checked out!

3rd

4th We as a group own the BBD, just for the rare special occasions we get treated with the likes of you...

5th You are a funny mother fucker welcome to the forums my friend!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Herbicide @ Apr 14 2010, 07:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Apparently, "cool down" was averted.

I do appreciate your use of adjectives and adverbs. It shows promise.
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And apparently, you figured it out. Kudos.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (IwazInYoMom69 @ Apr 14 2010, 05:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

1st Touché

2nd Well, Daddy says that it's just part of him making me a woman. He calls me his "Lil' Rotten Peach". Sometimes, when it really itches and burns, I'll just wipe it down real good with a vinegar-soaked washcloth. But Daddy gets real mad when he catches me doin' that. He says Momma was a real dirty girl and that he'll make sure I'm every bit the woman she was.

3rd Glad we got that cleared up. And noone was hurt in the process. Yay!

4th Well, if there ever was a unique little snowflake to fall to the shit infested landscape of UAN, it's probably not me. I spit from building tops in the winter in the hopes that some little fuckface kid eats a loog thinking he's being cute for his parents.

5th If you can picture this: Your hospitality has got me pacing back and forth in my office screaming "YES!" like Diego Sanchez before a fight.



Art, it was never heated. I was cool as the cucumber Brittany Murphy was buried with between her cold, lifeless, though somewhat still moistened thighs. Also, I like English. It is my first language, and it is a good language, I feel. And that is why I speak it. And also type it. On occasion. As it were. I did figure it out, didn't I. I am very perceptive. And also not deaf, dumb or blind. FYI: "Kudos" is a pretty fucking gay thing to say. If not gay in the "I'd love to just rage on some cock right now" kind of gay, then totally metro in the strictest "I'm a closet bisexual with a self-grooming fetish" sense of the word. Either way. I would suggest using "Chlamydia" to express a similar sentiment in the future. It's much more catchy, and has just enough panache to leave the recipient more confused with a smile on their face than anything else.

I've kicked UAN members before for hopping, dolphin diving, etc... I think I've even kicked myself before for being ignorant.

Bunch-o-pussies.

Welcome to the forums btw... if there are any suggestions with the site (only the site..........), let me know!

best whining ever you got potential on the forums Herbicide but not so much on the server with you hopping problem

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Shark @ Apr 14 2010, 06:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

I've been playing the UAN Hardcore server since Winter '08. And despite my many charms and deviant wit, I still haven't received my official UAN secret decoder pocket pussy. Who do I have to get Critter to blow to get some cred around here? Oh, Butzie! Critter, get your dental dam!

Ok Mr. Herbicide, leave me outta this. I am not in UAN for whom I have blown or not blown. I'm in simply for being me......a badass mother fucker! Hehe. :2guns:

P.S. I have blown a member of UAN just recently by the way....

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CriTTeR @ Apr 14 2010, 08:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Herbicide @ Apr 14 2010, 09:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Herbicide you left me with no choice, but to give you a 5 minute “cool down”. I tried to explained to you what happened, but you were twisting the whole situation around. You proceeded to ramble on about how it is ok for UAN members to do whatever they want and I don’t even know what else (I stopped listening). Cerwidwen and I told to stop bitching and play or take action on the forums. My reasoning for this is very simple; I have a limited amount of time to play video games. The last thing I want to do is waste my time fighting over an “accidental hop”. Not to mention I spent close to 15 minutes spectating and kicking campers for a few players that joined us on vent. As I tried to explain to you on the server, Cerwidwen and I were having our own little battle on our server. Sadly, Cerwidwen was kicking my ass. Now we all know how fucked the spawns can be for call of duty. When Cerwidwen killed me I spawned very close to where I died. Thinking Cerwidwen was around a corner, I took a great leap around the corner while shooting. Unfortunately for you, it was not cerwidwen. This whole thing was blown out of proportion and is continues to be. Next time, when an Admin tells you to stfu and play…do it. Then, I wouldn’t have kicked you. Questioning rules or bitching is done on the forums and not in game.


Also, ask Muddr or Cletus how many times they have kicked me in the past for camping or hopping and I had UAN tags on at the time. Therefore, to think our members get away with doing whatever they want on our servers is a pretty ridiculous statement. Oh yeah... Didn't two of our members get kicked for using the GL although it is not against the rules? Oh sweet memories!

ps. Shark at least you know I didn't say "I think I'm going to snipe this round... just this round!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CriTTeR @ Apr 14 2010, 06:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Wait, he did?

LMAO! Yes, I actually got kicked for using a GL right after I got in UAN, so we do get kicked! I forgot bout that.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CriTTeR @ Apr 14 2010, 08:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Do you remember what we discussed yesterday, something similar to "you need to grow some fucking balls"??? Good start!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cerwidwen @ Apr 14 2010, 08:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

LOL

wow, this thread started off with me thinking.. awww not another one. but i laughed clear to the end. i like this guy.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ItalianMeatStick @ Apr 14 2010, 06:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Meat, your words appear to be not only relatively factual and well-reasoned, but also genuine; and so, for those reasons I will disregard them and propose a stalemate in the fashion of "agree-to-disagree"; while noting that I will continue telling myself and others IRL that I totally gorilla pwned your ass and that all is right and well in the universe.

As for asking Muddr or Cletus anything that doesn't have to do with... well, fuckin' sheep... or whatever the hell might be worth asking Muddr; I'll pass.

No sir, at the end of all of this; there's only one thing I want to know from you. And that's, where the fuck did you find a picture of such an outstanding stuffed animal?! Holy shit, if that's not the greatest fucking toy I have ever seen in my life! But seriously. Where'd you find that shit? I need to know.

And as for you, Critter... The fastest way to grow some balls is through routine physical abuse. Try starting light... something simple... like just flicking them. And not in a fluffy faggot flicky kind of way. But a flick like some kind of grotesquely obese retarded flying insect just landed on your Playgirl, your dick's out, and this thing could have a stinger! Only, none of that's actually real, you've nearly cut off their circulation with a fat rubber band quadruple looped around your sack, and you're really just repeatedly flicking your balls that hard. From there, once you've built up a bit of callous and fomented that special place you escape to in your mind, get creative! Maybe try backing up to a high pressure sprinkler? A hand-held mixer, perhaps? Hell, maybe you even take the guard of a portable fan, lay that bitch on its back, and squat those little tots down into some serious RPM's. The sky's the limit! Any who... You're great! By the way.

ON EDIT:

Quiksilvr, I like to take things slow, and I'm not really sure that I'm all that into you yet; however, the fact that you have an obvious hard-on for the Silver Surfer, coupled with the fact that the Silver Surfer - by any sane standard - is potentially second only to The Phoenix in terms of sheer fucking awesomeness... well, that kind of gives me a bit of a chub. So, we're off to a good start!