You know what sucks worse than a 60-grit sandpaper flyswatter to the back of the sack? I'll tell you. Popping a fistful of viagra and double snouting a rail of Lucas Limon Salt the size of a baby's arm in preparation for laying a mile of pipe 3 inches at a time on CriTTeR in my favorite Hardcore server; only to discover that, like a leprechaun shart in the eye, I'm magically-deliciously banned for an AimBot violation some namechanging blistered cockhole of a sonofabitch committed over a year ago! Can any of you appreciate the sheer volume of uncontrollable bodily fluids and throbbing I'm having to fucking deal with right now? Shit! Now the gerbil's loose and getting cherry scented K-Y all over the god damn place! I hope you're proud of yourselves.
Holy run on sentence and grammatical fuck up. Are you related to red_moon or are you trailer park cohabitants?
Let him continue to fuck him self with his gerbil it will eventually eat through his intestine and eventually infect every organ of his body and he will die nice and slow... or You can get hit by a car tomorrow I could care less...