Joining UAN

Discussion in 'Welcome' started by Sjones, Sep 27, 2010.

  1. Sjones

    Sjones M.I.A. Status

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    I've been playing exclusively on your COD4 stock server since september, 2008. I know a lot of people know me if they've ever played on stock before. I figured it was about time I try and join UAN since this is the only server I ever play on.

    In-Game names: Sjones.666 (main account), KnifeOnlyAss (knife only obv) & TheBearJew (my drunk account haha)
    Age: 25

    I live in Orlando, FL. I'm a web developer and graphic designer. I've never used ventrillo before cuz I'm actually running cod on a mac (yea yea mac noob blah blah blah). But after a quick search I found there are some 3rd party softwares available for OSX. I can gladly donate every month to help keep the server running smoothly. Honestly it's about time I do anyway since I play on it so much already.

    I know Guss, Karkal, NoBullet and many others can vouch for me and I openly challenge anyone here to a knife only fight. :starwars:
  2. Welcome to the hole. Much like your ass, shit is the only thing produced along with the occasional fart. The only difference being the dildo inserted into yours nightly. Keep playing get to know everyone, hop on vent, donate, yada yada yada and realize that no one in here likes you and you are a bastard child.


    ;)

    Welcome!
  3. Guss_

    Guss_ Ace Status

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    Hey Jones, glad to see you finally open this thread. :)


    To be a UAN member you have to:

    1. Give me a premium account in your porn site.
    2. Being a forum spammer.
    3. Donate us money... or beers.
    4. Talk shit on ventrilo.

    that is all.. ;)







    Enjoy your stay. :p
  4. fumanchu

    fumanchu M.I.A. Status CallMeMaybe?

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    welcome. my only suggestion, play more while drunk as i don't see TheBearJew often enough.
  5. Sjones

    Sjones M.I.A. Status

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Guss_ @ Sep 27 2010, 09:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    it's not called bestfreeteenporn for nothing :D
  6. Shark

    Shark Getting the band back together... Staff Member Leader

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    welcome...
  7. Sjones

    Sjones M.I.A. Status

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (fumanchu @ Sep 27 2010, 09:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    more like you gotta start playing around 1am EST. make sure to catch me after a good tequila night though. that's when i'm in my prime state of mind.
  8. Guss_

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Sjones @ Sep 27 2010, 08:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Hahahahah! nice.

    :lol:
  9. Tonic

    Tonic Ace Status UAN Member

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (IwazInYoMom69 @ Sep 27 2010, 07:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    when I read this, the first people that came to my mind is Art and Butzie
  10. Bender

    Bender Squad Perk Nazi Staff Member Leader

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Guss_ @ Sep 27 2010, 09:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    You only do one of those things Guss (#2 and very well), so how did you become a member :p
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  11. Guss_

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  12. KarKAL

    KarKAL M.I.A. Status CallMeMaybe?

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Sjones @ Sep 27 2010, 07:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

    Sup Jones, finally you have the determination to apply in [UAN]. Btw, do you need buy a real computer if some day you defeat me on the stock :D
  13. Truckmuddr

    Truckmuddr M.I.A. Status

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    Vent has a client for "Mac OSX 10.4 or higher - 32bit"
  14. art_Dent99

    art_Dent99 Guest

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Tonic The Headshot/GOP @ Sep 27 2010, 10:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    but which is who?
  15. Sjones

    Sjones M.I.A. Status

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Muddr @ Sep 28 2010, 01:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    I actually did download that after I had originally posted. I was confusing xfire with vent at the time. Now how to actually use it is another story. Seems to be self explanatory though.
  16. Sjones

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (KarKAL @ Sep 28 2010, 12:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Soon, very soon. And you KNOW you're going down once that happens. :D
  17. Captainhowdey

    Captainhowdey Nub Status

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    wusup man ... nice to see a new face ... hop on vent and ill shoot the shit with ya
  18. CABJ

    CABJ M.I.A. Status CallMeMaybe?

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    welcome, i'll join ur asses in cod very very soon two days maybe...
  19. Guss_

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CABJ @ Sep 28 2010, 12:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    you mean cod? (cod series, all cod, i mean cod2)
    you mean stock+?
    you mean you can play better than we?
  20. CABJ

    CABJ M.I.A. Status CallMeMaybe?

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    i already play better than u, stock is for noobs and yes cod series