Banned from Nuketown server

Discussion in 'Call of Duty 7: Black Ops' started by Underpants Gnome, Feb 5, 2011.

  1. Underpants Gnome

    Underpants Gnome M.I.A. Status

    Messages:
    3
    Hello. I was just playing on your Nuketown server, which I had played incident-free for a couple hours earlier today. As soon as I joined, I ended up by the truck in the middle on the C side of the map (since it was DOM). I picked off a few people, then started getting flashed/concussed repeatedly to the point where I couldn't move from the spot while simultaneously defending myself. Eventually I got killed (I think I was like 8-1 after getting killed) and I was immediately kicked and banned.

    Now I know camping isn't allowed, but 1) I wasn't camping in a door way with a MG, prone, just staring at a spot. and 2) I was getting concussed to hell and back so if I moved it would be like moving through pudding.

    Now, if this is a time ban, then whatever, I'll keep you guys on favorites. I mean, I'm sorry for camping, but when I played before I had to make sure to move around the 2-3 campers per team that would just sit in one spot with an m60 or other LMG and almost continuously spray down the left side path to A (the one closer to B).

    Thanks,

    Underpants Gnome
  2. kr0me

    kr0me Head Docking Agent Staff Member Leader

    Messages:
    6,765
    you probably got kicked by yomom because he rage kicks because people kill him alot and he sucks. Thanks for joining the site.
  3. Bender

    Bender Squad Perk Nazi Staff Member Leader

    Messages:
    3,287
    I was just playing moments ago and I spectated you and you were camping like a little faggot in the corner of the tailor until you got a huey... Complete Douchebaggery.

    Additional lulz is when another member told you to read the rules your response consisted of "I'm not camping any worse than anybody else here".

    I would of kicked you at the time but fortunate for you the recon app was temporarily fubar.
    :bag:
  4. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Underpants Gnome @ Feb 6 2011, 12:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

    Thanks for posting decently we appreciate it. I can't remember if you had a temp ban or just a kick. I also don't remember every single person I kick. However I do remember you camping real hard in a few locations, you were warned you didn't listen, you were kicked, you came back continued to camp so I temp banned you. Just a word of advice, If we see camping you get kicked no questions asked. As far as the other campers who gives a fuck if we see them we kick them that's our job and not for you to worry about. Your there to play and have fun. We have two simple rules 1. NO camping 2. NO bunny hopping. Pay attention keep moving and you will have no problem.

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (kr0me @ Feb 6 2011, 12:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    <strike>Yes I kicked him but no it wasn't rage, but you know to think about it, I see your fairy fag ass quitting 4 mins into every match of BLOPS, so lets stop calling the kettle black, bend over and receive your black dildo for being such a fag.. Also, before you go running your mouth about something that you're clueless on, spend more than 5 minutes in the server over 2 times a week before you make a comment like that to some pub scrub that is bitching because he was kicked for being a camping broke back mountain taint sucking fag... Go back to your fucking hole you gopher licking fag...
    </strike>

    I'm too tired to banter, and I wont be on tomorrow much. so you win congrats, you can thank Arfur for part of your victory...


    :)
  5. Cerwidwen

    Cerwidwen M.I.A. Status

    Messages:
    288
    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (IwazInYoMom69 @ Feb 6 2011, 12:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Aww man, that ream-out had such a well-written and pertinent beginning, too. Please continue it when you are well-rested.

    Anyway, I thought I kicked him. I did kick 2-3 people tonight. Maybe it was you that kicked him. Who knows? Better yet...who gives a shit?
    I lol'd when I read that "I'm not camping any worse than anyone else", too

    BTW, welcome to the UAN site :lol:
  6. Underpants Gnome

    Underpants Gnome M.I.A. Status

    Messages:
    3
    Just for the record, I was never kicked, unless I happened to leave the server at the exact same time. Obviously if I'd have been kicked and was able to re-join, I'd have paid attention to any text from a UAN member.

    That being said, I'm sorry if I missed any text. Not only does BLOPS have a very short timer for text and no way to read past messages (AFAIK), DOM on Nuketown is a fast game that isn't very conducive to reading text on a regular basis (unless it's in blue I 99% ignore it). Not sure if admins have a "say" command like they do in CS that flashes it brightly on the screen, or a PM in-game or something, or even just voice with something like "This is [UAN]Whoever, Underpants Gnome stop camping by B"

    Also Bender, when I came back on, I was exclusively using the ak-47u (which I didn't have earlier b/c I hadn't reached level 17 yet) and was constantly running around when you told me to "read the rules". There are constantly people camping in the following spots on the server:
    1) Doorway in the the house on A side looking down the C side hallway (the one closest to B)
    2) In the garage of house A looking into the garage on C and through the door in the back
    3) Upstairs in both houses, covering the pathway on the opposite side of B (where the jeep is that people always hide behind, another spot)
    4) The doorway in the C side house that connects the garage to the kitchen, looking down the path closest to B on the A side of the map
    5) Where I was camping on my first offense
    6) In the A Spawn behind the nuclear fallout shelter, aiming down the path closest to B but on the A-side of the map (like defensive camping)
    7) Behind the bus on A side, looking down the path opposite of B (by the jeep) near C side

    I don't consider it camping for me to hide behind cover to reload my weapon, poke my head out and kill a few people, then continue moving on from that location. I don't know the maturity level of the members/admins here, but are you sure you're not annoyed (or at least MORE annoyed than you normally would be) because I was doing very well on the map? I've been playing a lot of Nuketown DOM and there are an awful lot of servers of it. I like your guys's server because of the low pings I get due to my close proximity; if I didn't get such good ping I wouldn't have bothered coming back to the server, let alone looking up the forums and making an appeal post.

    Clearly the ban was a timed one because I was able to get back on a few hours later, but (again, this might be because I'm not paying attention) I really don't see a lot of kicking/banning, even when I type it out in chat. Would it be better for me to use voice instead and say something like "UAN members, 'so-and-so' is camping upstairs on side A, please kick"?

    Thanks,

    Underpants Gnome
  7. DemonocracY

    DemonocracY no vaseline...... just gravel Staff Member Administrator

    Messages:
    726
    bla bla bla...just respect the fucking rules and you will not have any problems at all...unless you encounter sir Douche Bended and horny as he as been,he will hump you like a crazy bitch :)
    Welcome to the forum by the way rosey
  8. quicksilver8478

    quicksilver8478 Ace Status CallMeMaybe?

    Messages:
    1,031
    we know where people camp, we have members complaining about them all the time. regardless, if you are sitting for more than 30 seconds (my times used, others have their choice of time) then you are considered camping, if you are seen in the same spot more than once, we take notice of you in that spot and consider you camping... don't linger around the same areas. Our preference is run and gun, keep doing that and you'll stay under the radar.
  9. Murder

    Murder Nub Status Staff Member Leader

    Messages:
    911
    Underpants Gnome thanks for joining the forums and not being a total ass like most when kicked. I am on here and there and watch most when I can but I would like to play also (downfall of being admin). I let alot of shit fly for the most part and can deal with the campin, but when its time for me to kick I remember all who was doin it and start bootin them. I do not give warnings when I start, I figure if they can't read the auto scroll fuck em. I to play in other servers and have been booted for no reason, I go back on don't say a word and try to continue where I left off. I find it sort of a compliment when kicked then I know I am pissin someone off and thats what I am here to do. I have been banned for campin before and its no big deal, I know I don't camp and move on and find another server. I am not saying to find another server and play it as we like having traffic on ours and try to keep it busy. You have to remember all of the admins are from different areas and have different lines of thinkin, so where one might let shit fly a little another one won't. I guess all I can say is don't wear your heart on your sleeve around here and all should be good. Get on ventrilo when gaming and we pay a lil more attention, I don't generally pay attention to the in game voice shit as it is usually some prepubescent 12 yo thinkin he is Gods gift to someone or something.
  10. Bender

    Bender Squad Perk Nazi Staff Member Leader

    Messages:
    3,287
    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (demonocracy @ Feb 6 2011, 11:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    You're just bitter because I call you out for being the ridiculously laggy cunt that you are (in terms of lag you make Cabj look like a saint). You should get on vent when you play and listen to the Demon Laggass Rage by others, I'm just not a vag and don't hold back on telling you that you're a lagass.
    :p


    *Underground Gnome:

    1. Obviously you were kicked, when you're kick it says "kicked from server" and when you are banned it says "you are banned from this server"... by any chance are you Mexican?
    2. To be clear Mom and Cer are the ones that busted you for camping, I only spec'd after you made a post here (it was then I noticed that you are a camping douche). I think it's ironic that 3 different members from 3 different time periods and matches found you to be a camper. Come on you started your first post with an explanation on how it looked like you were camping, even though you weren't really camping and that you knew camping was against the rules.
    3. Now that you know we don't display console messages or in-game text in blue maybe pay attention. Also in-game voice in complete balls.
    4. I played with you once again last night and in that period you switched teams 3 times. Just face it you're a grade A purebred Nuketown douche. Stop trying to justify on why you're not a camping team switching douche and just adhere to rules.
  11. Underpants Gnome

    Underpants Gnome M.I.A. Status

    Messages:
    3
    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Bender @ Feb 6 2011, 12:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    I think you have a serious problem with me Bender. Are you just angry that I do well on the server? Btw, you're not gonna believe this, but I was switching teams to try to play on the same as one of my friends who I invited to the game, but we couldn't get on the same team cause there weren't an odd number of people.

    And btw, it doesn't say "You've been banned from this server". It says "You've been kicked from this server". Then, when you try to reconnect, it says "You've been banned from this server", please get your shit together.

    Also, for any interested, Bender just banned me again.... for hopping.

    He tells me to stop hopping, which I find amusing because I'd say half his team is hopping/drop shotting, and I tell him that, more or less. As I'm about to finish typing "But whatever, fine, I will never jump on this server again", I get kicked and banned again.

    That being said, I was under the impression that "bunny hopping" meant what it meant in Counter-Strike, which is to repeatedly jump in an attempt to throw people's aim off. All I was doing was jumping around a corner where I knew there was a guy (cause I'd just gotten killed by him), kill him, then move on.

    I really like the ping I get from you guys (like literally it's usually a smooth 25-50), otherwise I wouldn't be going through all this trouble.

    Bender, idk wtf I did to you, but fucking get over it. You're acting like a 12-year old.

    Seriously, I accepted the camping punishment, whatever, but there's no need to get all pissy and rage about some pub scrub, amirite?

    And no, I'm not Mexican, but I don't see how that has any significance on the matter at hand, you racist bastard.
  12. Bender

    Bender Squad Perk Nazi Staff Member Leader

    Messages:
    3,287
    First of all you weren't doing well, I had killed you 5-6times in a row. Secondly you're so full of shit stop trying to justify you not being a douche player. You changed teams 3 times in one match, how is that trying to play with the individual that invited you? There wasn't multiple people team switch.

    No one here is going to care that I kicked you for bunny hopping. I saw you hop around like a bitch once and didn't say anything because obviously you're a senstive faggot little bitch. Then I saw you hopping again and I said "stop hopping", then I came around the corner and I saw you hopping again. This time because I'm assuming you're a dumb sensitive faggot little bitch, I said "Gnome stop hopping". The first thing out of your mouth was "Are you fucking serious everyone on your team is hopping", you were already told to disconcsern yourself with what others are doing and just to follow the rules. It's our jobs to moderate others.

    So in conclusion shut the fuck up and learn to adhere to rules or take your sorry ass somewhere else. We like the traffic but not from fuckbag bullshitting whinny douchebags like you. If you like the ping, there are dozens of other NJ based Nuke fail servers.

    Fuck You Very Much
  13. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Underpants Gnome @ Feb 6 2011, 01:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

    What are you not understanding about ITS NOT YOUR JOB TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT EVERYONE ONE ELSE IS DOING. Stop wasting our time by breaking our rules and coming in here and bitching that you were kicked. Its simple follow the rules, when your told to do something from ANY UAN member on our server you do it, keep your mouth shut and continue to play.

    You must not be the sharpest tool in the shed, otherwise you would have realized that by coming in here running your mouth about being kicked, just gives us incentive to watch you even closer, in the hopes of you breaking the rules so we can get rid of you. Lay low, play by the rules, keep your gaping mouth shut on the server, mind your own business when you're playing, and I bet you will be surprised by how long you are able to play in our server without being kicked...
  14. kr0me

    kr0me Head Docking Agent Staff Member Leader

    Messages:
    6,765
    I like this kid. he's got more balls than yomom. I also agree with his bunny hopping definition. yomom just gets pissed when he loses, which is pretty much all the time.
  15. Bender

    Bender Squad Perk Nazi Staff Member Leader

    Messages:
    3,287
    Haha trololololo....
    :lol:
  16. kr0me

    kr0me Head Docking Agent Staff Member Leader

    Messages:
    6,765
  17. major_badass

    major_badass M.I.A. Status

    Messages:
    1,922
    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Bender @ Feb 6 2011, 11:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    There can only be 1 lagass...
  18. Shark

    Shark Getting the band back together... Staff Member Leader

    Messages:
    7,573
    Good point.
  19. DemonocracY

    DemonocracY no vaseline...... just gravel Staff Member Administrator

    Messages:
    726
    lagass contest?
  20. Shark

    Shark Getting the band back together... Staff Member Leader

    Messages:
    7,573
    The "original" lagass would win... hands down... ;)