Mr. Tortoise's Application

Discussion in 'Join UAN' started by Mr.Tortoise, Aug 23, 2011.

  1. Mr.Tortoise

    Mr.Tortoise M.I.A. Status

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    Age:16
    Gamer Tag- Mr. Tortoise
    Ability to join Teamspeak3?
    Which of our games do you play?-BFBC2 and Battle field 3 when it comes out
    North Carolina (however i'm not a redneck like Blacky but I do fuck my Mormon underage cousin)
    I like cool jazz real rock and roll and pretty much anything for a good time.
    Mr.Tortoise, Aug 23, 2011
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  2. EQui

    EQui Nub Status CallMeMaybe?

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    Welcome to forums captain slow :)
    EQui, Aug 24, 2011
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  3. Shark

    Shark Getting the band back together... Staff Member Leader

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    a little young. but, if you are a mature kid
    then welcome.
    Shark, Aug 24, 2011
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  4. Bender

    Bender Squad Perk Nazi Staff Member Leader

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    He's cool, trust me he's probably more mature than 3/4 of the individuals that make up this community ;)

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mr. Tortoise @ Aug 23 2011, 07:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Banging your under aged Mormon cousin makes you a redneck sir...
    Bender, Aug 24, 2011
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  5. kr0me

    kr0me Head Docking Agent Staff Member Leader

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    dammit... i need to make a phone call.
    kr0me, Aug 24, 2011
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  6. DemonocracY

    DemonocracY no vaseline...... just gravel Staff Member Administrator

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (shark @ Aug 24 2011, 04:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    you like them young... ;)
    DemonocracY, Aug 24, 2011
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  7. Shark

    Shark Getting the band back together... Staff Member Leader

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    ... :p
    Shark, Aug 24, 2011
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  8. DemonocracY

    DemonocracY no vaseline...... just gravel Staff Member Administrator

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    hell yeah...just silenced shark ninja stylish...

    now just need to kick his ass on games


    ...in another lifetime :lol:
    DemonocracY, Aug 24, 2011
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  9. Shark

    Shark Getting the band back together... Staff Member Leader

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    Gaming with you sir, is a blast.
    Shark, Aug 24, 2011
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  10. Murder

    Murder Nub Status Staff Member Leader

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    I ain't readin shit, you ain't the boss of me!
    Murder, Aug 25, 2011
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  11. kr0me

    kr0me Head Docking Agent Staff Member Leader

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    haha... ain't or can't?















    :)
    kr0me, Aug 25, 2011
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  12. BlackFoXMcTwIsT

    BlackFoXMcTwIsT Nub Status

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Murder @ Aug 25 2011, 02:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Lawl i wrote that shit
    BlackFoXMcTwIsT, Aug 25, 2011
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  13. DemonocracY

    DemonocracY no vaseline...... just gravel Staff Member Administrator

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (shark @ Aug 24 2011, 11:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    then the feeling is mutual
    DemonocracY, Aug 25, 2011
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  14. BlackFoXMcTwIsT

    BlackFoXMcTwIsT Nub Status

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Bender @ Aug 24 2011, 11:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    He also has a lifetime huntin' and fishin' license, which also make you a redneck ;)
    BlackFoXMcTwIsT, Aug 25, 2011
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