Application for pure ownage here (and only here)

So without any further ado, enter the dragon.
I'm here cuz suicide asked me to go here. And he personally agreed to pay 150 bucks in advance just for the fun of it to the disabled CPL gamer support fund. Him being the only member.

I just found out one band you all should check out, its called MC hammer or something. Find it on the internets.

I checked all the internets at my house, i still couldnt find a hammer.

Holy shit there is an option for me!

And for me! (I'm regular Dairy Queen customer)
Scary...

Well, I do try to bring inbreed family entertainment where needed.

I didn't think they had Dairy Queen anywhere but Texas, much less Macedonia...

There are 8 DQs within 5 miles of me... 2 within a mile.

Wow that is pretty freaky... must be a marketing thing, or lack thereof..
The ads they run now have the rocky horror picture show lips talking to a girlscout.
What about there?

Yeah they are promoting the new Girl Scout Mint Cookie Blizzard... they got that commercial here.

Holdonaminute! Did you say Texas? As I recall correctly, a movie has been made which correctly notes the 2 things that exist in Texas.
And maybe goat humpers, but that was from a different movie. The one for you to watch they ask for ur cc number.
Anyways, none of them fine factual movies do not mention DQ in Texas and they DO state that DQ once tried to start a franchise there and was highly unsuccessful. And 10 years later, they tried again only this time they made huge banners on their stores stating "All Icecream-like product are now proudly made from 103%.6% goat milk (and some white goo for the taste)" They even made in-house survey among themselves and found out that it wasn't the goat milk that sold their dairy products so well this time but the addition of some proteinated goo (of domestic inbreed texan origin, extracted also from goats)
I was told like so, if they lied to me than call me a liar.

wat is this thread even about?

lol lacoste. That's why i picked the middle option

Goat humpers? Provide me with that movie name!

Why is this guy allowed to post here?

this man cannot be sober

i like this guy!

you like guys...

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cletus @ Jul 25 2008, 08:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Uhm, I would like to comply to ur wishes, but my gray cell chemistry is all messed up atm. I do not have any recollection of things that happened more than 2,43 days ago (or 58 hours, 19 minutes and 12 seconds to be math correct) so I cannot give you the name of mentioned goat-humper movie.
Good thing that all thing here on the internets are all hard coded onto mainframe computer tape drives and sometimes forums (sometimes not). What was I sayin'.... ah yes. The forums. Well as I was reading one of my well written previous posts, I noticed there was a notion of cc. Two letters that mean everything here on the internets. The secret code that opens the gold plated cave of Alibaba and the 40 bums. And that code is needed at that certain web site that claims that holds the knowledge of multiplication of kentaurs (half goat half goat humping texans) from ol' greek mythology. Readme.nfo included along with 1-900 free minutes and complementary e-mail message starting with "Ha ha u were dup...." (the rest being in south-korean or australian language)
What I read is what I write, if I read wrong call me a liar (or genius, which is the same)

Seeing as I'm Canadian, I picked the Dairy Queen option as well. On a side note (which is totally off topic, but this thread doesn't seem to actually have a topic), did you know that Burger King in Australia is called Hungry Jacks?