Join UAN

Discussion in 'General Topics' started by Borstel, Apr 9, 2009.

  1. Captainhowdey

    Captainhowdey Nub Status

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    joining uan is like having sex for the first time ... you gotta take your time ... talk to her .... give her compliments ..... and paying her is always the quickest way in.
  2. quicksilver8478

    quicksilver8478 Ace Status CallMeMaybe?

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    you are assuming that we are all whores... when only butzie has the low enough self esteem to sell himself off.
  3. Captainhowdey

    Captainhowdey Nub Status

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    HA EVERYONEs a whore ... for somthing
  4. Tonic

    Tonic Ace Status UAN Member

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (QuikSilvr @ Feb 22 2010, 06:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    speak for yourself....
  5. Bender

    Bender Squad Perk Nazi Staff Member Leader

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    I'm a whore period...
  6. Ass_Issues

    Ass_Issues M.I.A. Status CallMeMaybe?

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Bender @ Feb 23 2010, 11:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    You are what Tampax was made for
  7. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (booey @ Feb 22 2010, 04:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    LMFAO :emot-argh:
  8. Guss_

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Captainhowdey @ Feb 22 2010, 06:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    I still havent sex for the first time.
  9. Bender

    Bender Squad Perk Nazi Staff Member Leader

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    That's not what Bruno said....
  10. quicksilver8478

    quicksilver8478 Ace Status CallMeMaybe?

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (booey @ Feb 22 2010, 05:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    talking to someone isn't enough, start your own thread and post your age, ventrilo?, and donate... and thats pretty sure fired.. over time... as long as your not some douche bag.


    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CABJ @ Feb 22 2010, 06:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    LMAO, or this.
  11. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Guss_ @ Feb 22 2010, 10:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Poor guss :( lol
  12. Bender

    Bender Squad Perk Nazi Staff Member Leader

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    If you want to get laid stop playing WoW immediately!!!
  13. Shark

    Shark Getting the band back together... Staff Member Leader

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    That site is definitely NSFW!!!
  14. Bender

    Bender Squad Perk Nazi Staff Member Leader

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    Yeah I guess I did not read the entire entry. Watch out for the roid raging black chic working the kielbasa midway down...
  15. Shark

    Shark Getting the band back together... Staff Member Leader

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    I am pretty sure I saw pootang on a advert... which reminds me... I need to install adblocker on this work box again...
  16. Bender

    Bender Squad Perk Nazi Staff Member Leader

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    You enjoy the ad punany, don't lie. It makes the day go by so much faster...
  17. Shark

    Shark Getting the band back together... Staff Member Leader

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    Yeah, extra fast if my boss were to see it. As in, "please go home now..."
  18. quicksilver8478

    quicksilver8478 Ace Status CallMeMaybe?

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Shark @ Feb 23 2010, 11:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    then stop looking while at work..

    and secondly... what ever made you think to the contrary? its always been.
  19. Shark

    Shark Getting the band back together... Staff Member Leader

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    I said "that" site as in the one he linked too. Hence, I was giving fair warning to those who might also venture to follow that link.
  20. Bender

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Shark @ Feb 23 2010, 05:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    That's when you tell your boss "You enjoy the ad punany, don't lie. It makes the day go by so much faster..."