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Discussion in 'Join UAN' started by Mawwit, Dec 30, 2011.

  1. Mawwit

    Mawwit Nub Status UAN Member

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    There are a few things we absolutely need from you in order to take you under consideration...
    They are as follows:
    Age Older than dirt
    Gamer Tag mawwit
    Ability to join Teamspeak3?yES
    Which of our games do you play? I dont play fucking games, I just kill people
    Location (State, Country Only!) Florida Not fucking canada you scottish twit


    I have 12 Inches when flacid
  2. Bender

    Bender Squad Perk Nazi Staff Member Leader

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    This guy gets a big [​IMG] from me.
  3. lifo

    lifo Nub Status CallMeMaybe?

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  4. NeuroActive

    NeuroActive Nub Status UAN Member

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    +2 ....& damn Mawwit....Bout time.
  5. EQui

    EQui Nub Status CallMeMaybe?

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mawwit @ Dec 31 2011, 10:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    what the fuck is a twit you twat..and this guy gets a 19 inch happy slap with my rainbow cock :)
  6. Mawwit

    Mawwit Nub Status UAN Member

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Equi @ Dec 31 2011, 12:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Uhm Fuck you too, I think fucking scotish TWIT, you sweaty pussy, and not a good sweaty pussy
  7. Bender

    Bender Squad Perk Nazi Staff Member Leader

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    mmmmm sweaty vagina [​IMG]
  8. NeuroActive

    NeuroActive Nub Status UAN Member

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Equi @ Dec 30 2011, 10:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

    1. twit 794 up, 379 down

    The kind of person that makes a retarded chimp look smart. They often can be found leaving definitions for their own name or the names of their friends on urbandictionary.com
    Joe smith definition:
    1: joe smith is the coolest man alive, look at me i wrote my name i am joe smith
    2: joe smith is a twit


    2. twit 630 up, 294 down

    A moron with absolutely no sense.
    See also Paris Hilton


    3. Twit 329 up, 169 down

    (n.) Someone with the rare ability to suck their own cock
    The other day I walked in on my son sucking his own umm...let's just say he's a twit
  9. Murder

    Murder Nub Status Staff Member Leader

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    Welcome Mawwit, hope you enjoy your stay with us!

    I know kinda generic but I am not feeling witty today.
  10. EQui

    EQui Nub Status CallMeMaybe?

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    Welcome Mawwit to the Ranks Congrats making Probie :)
  11. Mawwit

    Mawwit Nub Status UAN Member

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  12. Murder

    Murder Nub Status Staff Member Leader

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Equi @ Dec 31 2011, 06:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Apparently I missed sumfin, congrats is in order I guess. I fuckin hate these 12 hour weekends!
  13. strudels

    strudels I love lamp Staff Member Administrator

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    Mawwit!!!!!! Welcome you flacid flair fanatic!