My card doesnt seem to be working right

Discussion in 'Tech Help' started by LayZ, May 29, 2006.

  1. LayZ

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  2. Xp1der

    Xp1der M.I.A. Status CallMeMaybe?

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    looks like nothing wrong
    X800XL
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  3. LayZ

    LayZ Guest

    cripes.....cant a guy ever sneak in a joke?
  4. Xp1der

    Xp1der M.I.A. Status CallMeMaybe?

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    seemingly not......., er, I mean,

    Holy crap MuFuggah, Nice score,
    If your card is not working right, and
    still getting numbers like that, WOW!

    I think the issue may be caused by your
    Flux Capacitor operating at 22μf instead of
    the normal 18.3μf, thus causing those numbers
    to appear.

    I hope you found this bullshit story enlightening.

    X
  5. kr0me

    kr0me Head Docking Agent Staff Member Leader

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    i love xp1der. I dont' talk to you enough. Will you come to my house?
  6. Xp1der

    Xp1der M.I.A. Status CallMeMaybe?

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    Will I do what to your wife?!?

    And Yes.
  7. LayZ

    LayZ Guest

    Ill come, and bring my vid card and a case off beer, you 2 can look at the card in awe, while i shotgun as many beer as i can into your wife!
  8. Xp1der

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    OMMFG! I just found the issue with your card!

    Look At the bottom on all your posts, see the white
    square with the red X?
    That means your card or monitor is out of red pixels!
    Go to Waal-Mert, buy a Jar of red pixels, and pour Half
    in the back of your monitor, and Half INSIDE the cooling
    apparati on the card itself.
    Ignore the burning smell, it's normal.
  9. elmo

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    Since i have ubuntu, i ran a common tool for BM comparisons (teehee, BM)

    hobbes@Calvin:~$ glxgears -printfps
    519 frames in 5.4 seconds = 96.004 FPS
    480 frames in 5.1 seconds = 93.547 FPS
    480 frames in 5.1 seconds = 93.722 FPS
    480 frames in 5.3 seconds = 89.941 FPS
    480 frames in 5.1 seconds = 93.755 FPS
    480 frames in 5.3 seconds = 90.495 FPS
    600 frames in 6.2 seconds = 96.415 FPS
    600 frames in 6.2 seconds = 96.493 FPS
    480 frames in 5.1 seconds = 93.718 FPS
    600 frames in 6.2 seconds = 97.095 FPS
    480 frames in 5.4 seconds = 88.224 FPS

    My desktop is around 1100 FPS with a 440mx 64mb card. 275/405.

    so, that should give a sample of what im workin with.
  10. LayZ

    LayZ Guest

    holla when you want your new card man.
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  12. FUZION

    FUZION Guest

    my card still has dip switches...