permision to join UAN the non clan - clan

Discussion in 'Welcome' started by theone2030, May 20, 2010.

  1. Cerwidwen

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (red_moon @ May 21 2010, 08:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Then which big black dildos do you have?
  2. critter39

    critter39 M.I.A. Status CallMeMaybe?

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    :mellow: Yes Jack Bauer I AM A SHE. You have heard me on vent haven't you? Narrow minded, never. Anywho, I didn't really understand your babble on the post, but I actually was giving you a compliment. I said I liked you, but that can change I guess..........
  3. theone2030

    theone2030 Nub Status UAN Member

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CriTTeR @ May 22 2010, 05:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    omg i was not talking about you when i said that it was an example of some people i seen ranting on the forums about the kinds of jokes that are used here not any active members and i though cerwid called me a SHE to making fun of me :)
    sorry about the confusion my bad
    i would never say that to a lady
    Cletus this is your fault ¡¡¡¡
  4. Shark

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (jack bauer20 @ May 22 2010, 03:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    This guy may fit in quite nicely... :p
  5. Cletus

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (jack bauer20 @ May 22 2010, 04:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
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  6. Shark

    Shark Getting the band back together... Staff Member Leader

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    you can't use that one again...
  7. Bender

    Bender Squad Perk Nazi Staff Member Leader

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    ha...it's still good though
  8. Shark

    Shark Getting the band back together... Staff Member Leader

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    ha... yeah...
  9. theone2030

    theone2030 Nub Status UAN Member

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    still..... now question ¿ who is responsible to makes sure those black dildos keep in good shape for upcoming joining petitions ?
    like a car that one´s almost never uses from time to time you got to turn it up who does it with those
  10. Guss_

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (jack bauer20 @ May 22 2010, 04:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Fixed, I am Cletus's padawan.
    First question mark is not used in Obama language. :p
  11. Sniper_69

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    Kr0me and BadAss are the keepers of the dildos



    just not sure where they keep em ;)
  12. quicksilver8478

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cletus @ May 22 2010, 04:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    very fitting response. though next time I challenge you to find someone younger.
  13. Captainhowdey

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Sniper69 @ May 23 2010, 11:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    i heard them dildos used to be white .... if that helps ya find where they keep them
  14. Ass_Issues

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    not to derail the thread further but, Some guy who worked for my company was giving a ride to the gas station at lunch
    break, and we all piled in. This other guy reached under the seat and pulled out a giant black dildo! Guy said it was his wifes. Alls I said was Krome? No one got it. lol
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  16. critter39

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    :huh: She keeps dildos in the car?? WTF. :eek:fftopic:
  17. That is very disturbing ass. lol
  18. theone2030

    theone2030 Nub Status UAN Member

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    i cant imaging that situation is just wrong
  19. Ass_Issues

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CriTTeR @ May 24 2010, 10:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Yes dildos, and giant black ones. He seemed mildly retarded, so I dont want to picture his wife!!
    We started calling him Oddie-Dildo after that. I cant remember where the Oddie came from
  20. Cerwidwen

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ass_Issues @ May 24 2010, 05:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    OK, you really-and-truly got into a vehicle and seriously, no-kidding, a guy pulls out a big black dildo from under the seat?