Welcome to the "New" Up All Night!

Discussion in 'Welcome' started by kr0me, Jun 25, 2012.

  1. EQui

    EQui Nub Status CallMeMaybe?

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    Yes mate.ive been home just over a week,she came home on saturday morring..i left her there and returned home for a full time job..that shit didn't go down that well.she's still not speaking to me.so for me saying shes in a mood is a understatment :( when they say things happen in 3s its true.

    (1) Landed at sanford had nothing but problems with immigration patrol or whatever you call the cunts what stamps ur passport.pulled into a room asked alsorts of things and because i kicked off i got a cavity search suitcase ripped open..about a hour later they stamped my passport and let me in..

    (2) had to slap a cheeky canadian bastard from halifax in a restroom in Epcot..diane was speaking to him in a smoking area for about 10 mins.Until i turned up and then he became very hostel..telling me how he wouldn't piss on the english if we was burning and how we was nothing but scum :) anyway in followed me into the toilets at the side of that space dome thing and took a slap or 2 :) he cryed like a bitch and that fucking cunt owes me a tapout vest.

    (3) was offered a full time job with immediate start.So i took it returned home.and now im almost in divorce court :(

    and never met bender sorry m8.
  2. DemonocracY

    DemonocracY no vaseline...... just gravel Staff Member Administrator

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    wow...sorry about the divorce buddy.hope you had a verry good vacation with your girls.hop on when ever you can...some of the guys miss your scottish accent :awink:
  3. PimpleMaze

    PimpleMaze Pimple Fart Status UAN Member

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    Damn Equi, I wonder if meeting Bendser would have helped with any of that shit. hope it's just a post-holiday depression thing that will be sorted soon.
  4. MightyFoot

    MightyFoot #1 Dutchbag Staff Member Administrator

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    * * * WARNING * * * * * * WARNING * * * * * * WARNING * * *

    Meeting or attempted meeting of Mexican robots outside of your own TS channels may result in cavity searches, verbal as well as physical violence, full time jobs and domestic quarrels!

    * * * WARNING * * * * * * WARNING * * * * * * WARNING * * *

    ('nuff said I guess..)

    Good luck with the new job and if you keep that up all will be sorted out before Christmas.
  5. kr0me

    kr0me Head Docking Agent Staff Member Leader

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    meeting bender would have helped with exactly ZERO of that shit... but at least he would have been drunk and tanned :)
  6. Bender

    Bender Squad Perk Nazi Staff Member Leader

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    What are you talking about? Hookers and blow can fix many problems.
  7. kr0me

    kr0me Head Docking Agent Staff Member Leader

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    haha...
  8. PimpleMaze

    PimpleMaze Pimple Fart Status UAN Member

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    you're right. we need more hookers and blow
  9. EQui

    EQui Nub Status CallMeMaybe?

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    abit of fresh sounds so so nice at the moment
  10. DemonocracY

    DemonocracY no vaseline...... just gravel Staff Member Administrator

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  11. MightyFoot

    MightyFoot #1 Dutchbag Staff Member Administrator

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    Ok here we go.

    I gave it a couple of weeks to see what the new thinghy and stuff website could do and such.

    I'm loving the functionality of it I can find my way around without moving from page to page and I have all relevant info under my thumb. Very nice. Seems as well that the last couple of glitches are getting sorted out well (like members not being able to view members area of the site) and that works for me.

    Aestheticly however.. I'm all in favor of darker backgrounds with light lettering, that's a personal prefference and a skin/mod that allowed such would be very welcome. Next to that the background is not suitable for this website.. It seems to me that the background picture has it's image in the center straight under the pages you wish to read, so no points for eye-candy here (my guess is that the image represents a donkey rimming a midget with laserbeams and as such had to be blocked from vision, that's a damn shame..).

    Overall, I like it!
  12. Bender

    Bender Squad Perk Nazi Staff Member Leader

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    The website is maybe 30% completed (and that may be on the generous side) at this point and aesthetics haven't really been addressed in-depth. Real life whatever'ess such as babies, new babies on the way, careers, class for some and whatever other daily ghey issues prevent this from being a full time project. The only reason this new site is up already is because our old dated site was becoming so fubar, basic functionality was failing.

    So no worries this is still far from completed and new cool features will roll out... custom coded homepage with server status/banner, individual detailed server stats, skinning, ect.

    :dangleit:
  13. PimpleMaze

    PimpleMaze Pimple Fart Status UAN Member

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    The website is great. (Work on looks as you like, i don't care).
    It's FAST, it doesn't crash my browser, it's a 102 times better than what was before. Major improvement from the ancient thing we had.
  14. MightyFoot

    MightyFoot #1 Dutchbag Staff Member Administrator

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    That's probably since the 196 off-site hosted userbars from kr0me's sig went AWOL... :watermelon:
    Last edited: Jul 9, 2012
  15. SaultPeter

    SaultPeter M.I.A. Status CallMeMaybe?

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    Shit, Equi - I'm sorry, man.

    This may not be the right time to ask, but did customs find my hamster?
  16. PimpleMaze

    PimpleMaze Pimple Fart Status UAN Member

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    ... from one of my conversations with her, i remember Jenny mentioning something about a hamster...
  17. SaultPeter

    SaultPeter M.I.A. Status CallMeMaybe?

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    My hamster is up Jenny's ass?!?!?!

    Damn, that little fucker gets around.
  18. PimpleMaze

    PimpleMaze Pimple Fart Status UAN Member

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    she did say it was hairy, had no teeth and lived in her panties.
  19. Kilo Whiskey One

    Kilo Whiskey One Nub Status BitchAssProbie

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    Guessing ya'll are still working on a "New Roster Section" ? I kind of liked that for some reason
  20. Synchro34

    Synchro34 M.I.A. Status UAN Member

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    Really like the new website, It's easier to find topics in general, quicker and just better looking.
    The only minor comment i got is the background. there isn't much to see on it, when you're scrolling down a topic all you see is some stripes.
    Apart from that, brilliant work guys