Why do POP-TARTS get so friggin' hot?

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  1. el-mero-mero

    el-mero-mero M.I.A. Status CallMeMaybe?

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    Can somebody please explain why are my POP-TARTS 10,000deg when they come out of the toaster. :cry:
    el-mero-mero, Aug 12, 2006
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  2. DrawnInwarD

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    it's the filling. it has nuclear properties.
    DrawnInwarD, Aug 12, 2006
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  3. elmo

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    it's even worse when you use the microwave.

    I think there's a mini-fusion reaction.
    elmo, Aug 12, 2006
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  4. freezie

    freezie Ace Status UAN Member

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    they actually are not hot at all...they are so cold they fel hot..like dry ice...i think....
    freezie, Aug 12, 2006
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  5. el-mero-mero

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    Whose ass do i have to kiss to change my status? :wink:
    el-mero-mero, Aug 12, 2006
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  6. Sniper_69

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    your supposed to heat them up ??????

    damn


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    Sniper_69, Aug 12, 2006
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  7. FUZION

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    I agree with Sniper69.
    After a traumatic thermonuclear poptart detonation in my mouth (that sounded bad didnt it?) when I was little, I vowed to never heat a poptart again...
    FUZION, Aug 12, 2006
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    DrawnInwarD, Aug 12, 2006
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  9. FUZION

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    yeah Strudels are gay
    FUZION, Aug 12, 2006
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  10. kr0me

    kr0me Head Docking Agent Staff Member Leader

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    i like to play with my pop tart in naughty illegal ways.
    kr0me, Aug 12, 2006
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  11. kr0me

    kr0me Head Docking Agent Staff Member Leader

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    and your wife
    kr0me, Aug 14, 2006
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  12. Shark

    Shark Getting the band back together... Staff Member Leader

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    Pop tarts are sooooooo Good!
    Shark, Aug 14, 2006
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  13. freezie

    freezie Ace Status UAN Member

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    I stand corrected.Upon research i found they are filled with magma.
    freezie, Aug 14, 2006
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  14. el-mero-mero

    el-mero-mero M.I.A. Status CallMeMaybe?

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    Does the type of filling make a difference, i have only tasted strawberry and the brown sugar ones, is there still hope, do the other ones not scoarch my tounge
    el-mero-mero, Aug 14, 2006
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  15. kr0me

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    yea, the plain ones with no filling don't get so hot.

    My suggestion..... Open them up, spread the insides on your penis, slap your manhood into the toaster oven for 20 seconds, and then have your dog (or cat) lick it off.

    Learned that one from butzie's wife.
    kr0me, Aug 14, 2006
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  16. Shark

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    Seems like every comment you leave krome, is a bash on Butzie. Is there a enmity between you guys? :p

    I wanna hear the story...
    Shark, Aug 15, 2006
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  17. c0de

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    lol you guys are hilarious
    c0de, Aug 15, 2006
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  18. kr0me

    kr0me Head Docking Agent Staff Member Leader

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    i'm simply hiding my homosexuality through aggression.
    kr0me, Aug 16, 2006
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  19. Austin_Powers

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    i see that it doesn't work
    Austin_Powers, Aug 16, 2006
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  20. kr0me

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    of course it doesn't, hence the nasty love triangles between myself, butzie and mr. layz.
    kr0me, Aug 16, 2006
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