Hello, i would love to join U.A.N. First off I could tell you some things about my self, ive played call of duty 4 since it was released. Had one pause for about 2months but now im going again. Im 15 soon 16 years old, 1.60 cm long (H), loves scooters, cars, computers, musics, girls, friends Ye thats what im doing on my spare time. My In-game name are RaZl0n, coming from my "original" name: (Ras)mus (L)arss(on). I have a headset (icemat) with a microphone and im able to connect to both ventrilo and teamspeak. Playing cod4 almost everyday, as soon as i got time to play i play If you'd like to know anything else about me, just write a Reply or PM me. Or why not add me on MSN (Ralle93_@hotmail.com) or Xfire (Razlon) Thanks for me!
Unfortunately we only try to accept 18 or older (with a select few who got in at 17). Still, stick around, hop on vent and even a donation will further increase your chances to get in. You must also realize we are a "mature" clan and do not care about people getting offended by verbal abuse (this is what we survive on). Fuck, shit, cunt, dick, asshole, twat, taint, etc. are all in our highly used but sometimes retarded vocabulary. Art Dent is our local prick, beware--he likes pissing people off ([Berlin]Twat anyone?) and doesn't care either way.. He is also our only non-member member (of our non-clan clan) which means we don't give too many shits or farts on what he does--good luck! I am the official sheep shagger of UAN, baah...?
Under 18? That being said, you can still come on Vent ect, and if you can survive our version of Paris Island, maybe we'll eventually let you in against our better judgement. Or ruin your childhood (See: Vanubial)
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (major_badass @ Oct 31 2008, 02:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div> When you're finished dressing up Mr. Puddles there, get the fuck on vent you 12-stepped bastich....
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cletus @ Oct 31 2008, 12:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div> If I remember correctly, both me and you got in when we were under 18. I think I might have gotten in at age 16 because I joined in Feb '06 or something like that. You were about a month ahead of me. Anyway, don't let age be too much of a factor. We do try to get above 18, but if you can take an ass raping or two with the occasional dressing up like a sheep for cletus, you got a chance. Being on vent in THE most important thing you can do because it helps us get to know you and see if you are UAN material. Also, donations go a loooooooooooong way.
what they all mean is... are you willing to drop your pants and bend over? if not... then i know art, butzie, fuzion, cletus(when your dressed as a sheep), badass, well pretty much all these flammers would probably need better convincing... that bending over part is critical... it might hurt for a month or two... but from what i've been told the pain goes away. but i guess you can be the judge of that... so.. in the spirit of UAN... someone.. step up and take the first chance... give him his due. -Quik
Haha your language is almost the same we use in school (H) Il get on vent, was on yesterday but no one there :/ kicked some ass on the server though See ya online Fuckaaaas! P.S Dont cry when i blow your head off ^^
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