Originally, i was planning to copy-paste MightyF00t's application post here, cuz i'm just as cool as him, and most of his description applies to me as well. But it's still early, i didn't have my coffee yet, and i can't remember the copy paste commands. My brain needs coffee and beer to work correctly. So for all you smart imaginative people, imagine Mighty's app-post here, erase his name and change with mine. ...Guess you need more info<strike> ></strike> Gamer Tag: PimpleMaze Age: 37 Teamspeak: Up and running> I'm that guy cursing in 4 languages when someone cuts my throat. Games i play?: I like fetch the stick, but my dog doesn't understand. I like to play chess, but my gf doesn't understand, I like to play with legos, but my daughter knows much better. So i'm stuck here playing BF3 with you guys. Location: Porto, Portugal. but i'm trying to get my shit together to move back to Holland. Other Info: I studied photography, cuz it's a cool way to pick up chicks. Still do this as a hobby. (photography, not picking up chicks. My gf would probably kill them, and i'd have to clean up after). I play guitar and i believe i'm very good. I don't understand why people keep kicking me off the stage. guess they're jealous of my talent. I work in construction to pay my bills. Trying to find a job that fits my interests more, and pays my bills better. I tend to spend too much money on computers, music, cigarettes and booze. I love titties, but i don't want them. Preferred sex position: Enjoyed very much what i did yesterday. Don't believe there is a name for that. Do I Swallow?: A European swallow or an African swallow? <object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H4_9kDO3q0w&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x000000&color2=0x000000"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H4_9kDO3q0w&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x000000&color2=0x000000" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object> I'm currently still a admin/member of DC clan, where i was introduced by Mightyfoot when we were still playing BF2. (I'm thinking of a nice way to stick those tags in their lazy asses). I'm tired of being the only one trying to get the servers populated, Tired of forums with old lady talk, tired of giving advice to make things better for the clan, when nothing ever happens. These guys seem to be happy to play 3 against 4 on small maps, when more people join they complain about getting killed too often. This is the main reason why i spend most time on your servers lately. IMO the best servers out there! Most of you seem to be nice people, though like Mighty stated in his app post, some are a bit scary. but i think i can handle that. otherwise i'll just hide behind a rock. Mightyfoot is my best friend since high school, and my favorite gaming buddy since bf2. I hope i can join him in this non-clan-clan, and that i can get some tags that i can wear with pride.
The Dutchbags and their epic apps are making us yanks look rather boring... Similar to Mighty you have contributed a lot to this community and personally I feel UAN would be lucky to have a Pimp in it's ranks
@Bender> I can be much more boring than any of you guys. watch me and be surprised @kr0me> I do this for fun only. Just bend over and let me have a go every once in a while @Murder> Thanks for the recognition. You, sir, seem to have great knowledge of human @Mighty> Thanks for the welcome, but as Bassie, in above pictures would say, "ik ben wel dom, maar niet slim" (i might be dumb, but not smart)-- What's next? I don't know how you guys accept, (or not accept), your apps. Is there still something scary, or dirty i have to do to become a UAN member? If so, i sincerely hope it has nothing to do with Equi's mom. She seems to be famous on these forums.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PimpleMaze @ Mar 4 2012, 07:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div> Damn he's on to us.. quickly, us a blanket to cover her.
Oh shit I laughed the first time I watched that Monty pythons movie! I was high with some good weed and turned it back at least 4-5 times and watched that scene over and over again until I couldn't breath from laughter.
Epa este post eu vou ter que escrever em portugues porque é uma honra ter um compatriota aqui.bem vindo a este lar
I am always in for some Pimpin`. :sniper: :afro: Give me another month and you will learn your 5th language to cuss,lol.
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